college story....

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Morning it was…..
as usual we had again come up with something unique, knowing it would be a hard task but who the hell could question Anku Ji… we had talked to a local milkman near the college gate and he had agreed to sell us milk but he had designated the morning time.. We a group of around 12 guys had divided ourselves in a group of 3 people in each group. I had Panja and Ravi in my group. To tell you the work we had to do was one would fetch the milk in the morning and the second one would boil and the third had the work of cleaning the utensils. Now these tasks were on a round robin basis within the group. But it was on one’s group how to do divide the task. We had our own group and we had a thinking why would one wake up and fetch the milk, so all three had to get up and on our days and boiling and cleaning was divided. One fine morning all three of us set out to get the milk…

College gate
Guard 1: aaplog kaha jaa rahe hain??
Panja: bhai wo humlog aarahe hai thodi der mein…
Guard 2: nhi nhi itna subah jana allowed nhi hai entry karke jayie…
Panja: entry kya karenge, bole to aarahe hai do minute mein(shaking in his typical style when he gets angry)
Guard 2: nhi bhaiya nhi jaasakte hai entry kariye uske baad jaaiye


it was getting a bit late…. And I and Ravi were busy watching Panja’s antique, suddenly out of nowhere…

Ravi: $$% &*@ $$% #$* #$%# @# %%%^^ %%$$##@!!@##

and we were allowed……
I and Panja were looking at each other…. Hua kya yaaar!!!!!
Anyways we were not bothered about what really Ravi had said…..

We were returning back to hostel, and I asked Ravi
“bhai, tu kya chillaya tha yaar”

Ravi: You are not the Lord of this Institute…..

I and panja looked at ourselves…
eeeee ka bola ye……

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